Corrupt a Wish!

[ShadowSerpent]

you get them all but every singe xbox get the red rings of death every time you try to play even if the get fixed

I wish for some food =\

[matthew]

you get diorrhea.
I wish I could fly.

[ShadowSerpent]

You fly into the blades of a helicopter

I wish I had an aewsome car

[Maestra Washu]

You get your awesome car, but you don't get the keys.

I wish I could fast-forward time.

[ShadowSerpent]

You can but only in 75 year intervals

I wish it wasnt soo cold outside.

[matthew]

global warming melts you.
i wish i had a first edition of The Hobbit.

[Maestra Washu]

It's unreadable from all the wear and tear.

I wish my laundry were done.

[MorphtheFallen]

It's done, but everything has shrunk to size 1 or less.

I wish for happyness.

[raineyangel]

yeah yeah, but it turns out your TRUE idea of happiness is suicide, so..you die. mmm.
i wish for...the whooole world to be 2-d. anime style.

[The Evil Tomato]

but it's really just your soul transplanted onto an 8x11 white sheet of paper

I wish I got to spend a night out under the stars with megan fox

[inuluvr88]

You and Megan Fox lay blissfully together under the stars. As u lean over to kiss her her image fades and u wake up chained to a bed next to Charo


I wish I was a super saiyan

[roxstar]

You become a super Sayan but then Vegetta, Majin Boo, and Picolo come and beat you half to death.

I wish I didn't have a science exam.

[sakurap]

you don't have a science but get a science assignment
i wish I don't have a science assignment